super noodles
08-29-2009, 08:48 AM
I feel like tellin some jokes so...
...A husband and wife on their 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and asks "What did you think when I stripped for you 10 years ago" the husband replies "I wanted to feck your brains out and suck your tits dry". The wife asks "what do you think now?" the husband replies "I think I've done a good job"
A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"
wats that useless peice of meat round a womens privates called?
a woman
Some random bird stopped me in the street and started telling me a joke. It had all the good ingredients of a joke: Child abuse; incestual rape; tears and suffering, but i just didn't get the punchline. Somethin about £2 a month?
...A husband and wife on their 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and asks "What did you think when I stripped for you 10 years ago" the husband replies "I wanted to feck your brains out and suck your tits dry". The wife asks "what do you think now?" the husband replies "I think I've done a good job"
A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"
wats that useless peice of meat round a womens privates called?
a woman
Some random bird stopped me in the street and started telling me a joke. It had all the good ingredients of a joke: Child abuse; incestual rape; tears and suffering, but i just didn't get the punchline. Somethin about £2 a month?